Friday, December 04, 2015

Spate of fatal road accidents ended after town hired healer to counteract negative radiation

A small town in Bavaria, Germany, was blighted by a spate of deadly car accidents. But, after hiring a healer to counteract dangerous 'invisible rays' in the area, the town reports that accidents have stopped. Back in 2008 the town of Willmering, with a population of just 2,088, was shaken by five deadly road accidents in the space of ten months. All the accidents happened on the same road, the Bundestraße 22, and all on the same three-kilometre stretch of asphalt. Werner Vogel, chairman of the town council, said that there was no pattern to the crashes. One happened when a driver overtook another car too quickly and lost control of his vehicle, another when a women did not see an oncoming car when crossing the road.



“Some of the crashes were caused by reckless driving, others by carelessness, but they were all different,” he explained. Imposing a speed limit also was not an option, nor was banning overtaking. Because the road crossed state lines, its control lay on the federal level and the federal police were unwilling to take such measures. So the town council met to see if they could come up with a different solution. “Nobody had an idea what we could do. Then Herr Gebert approached us to offer his services.” Helmut Gebert had a somewhat unusual explanation for the series of accidents. His theory was that radiation caused by underground water channels was negatively affecting drivers as they drove over that specific section of road, temporarily distracting them. For a price of €1,800 he promised to counteract the harmful influence this radiation was having on car owners and pedestrians alike.



The town council was split. But in the end a majority decided to go for Gebert's proposal. “The was no universal acceptance of it, but the council decided we could afford the money and it wouldn’t make Willmering poor to spend €1,800,” Vogel said. So Gebert instructed the councillors to hang wooden boxes from three trees on the boundary of the road. In these boxes he placed three circular white dishes with metal poles sticking up from the centre. The devices remain there to this day. “Since then there have been no more accidents,” Vogel confirms. But he concedes that he has no idea what exactly the devices do. “There is no scientific explanation for them. Scientists would say it’s nonsense.” He himself is dubious, admitting he personally believes it is “more likely to be coincidence” that the accidents have stopped.



The town also has not made any contingency plans for the eventuality that the devices might break or could need replacing further down the line. Gebert explained that his devices neutralise the "left turn of the water radiation" which conflicts with the "rightward motion of our bodies' inner cycles." Everything that turns right is healthy, but illness and other negative things develop out of radiation that turns left," he said. The underground water reservoirs which pass under the road in the afflicted spot give off left turning radiation, he believes. "This is then strengthened to an unquantifiable extent by radiation being omitted by mobile phone masts". Gebert says he has also had interest in the devices from a neighbouring village, but no concrete offer has yet been made. Meanwhile he is convinced dozens of other roads in Bavaria could have their safety record improved through his work.

2 comments:

Qualiall said...

what a bunch of nonsense

Tapejara said...

"illness and other negative things develop out of radiation that turns left"

LMAO. Pure word salad. He's just trying to make business out of grieving people. The charlatan should be arrested for fraud, and ordered to repay his criminal gains. And his quotes should be submitted to New Scientist's Feedback column. They love 'fruitloopery' there.